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A cruiser is sailing through the sea, and the commander and the bosun see a torpedo heading their way. The commander says, "Go to the hold and distract the crew so no one panics." The bosun goes down and says, "I bet I can hit the wall with my dick and the ship will fall apart." He pulls out his dick, and the ship shatters among human bodies. The bosun swims up to him, and the captain says, "What an idiot you are, bosun, the torpedo passed by."