ГоСпОдИн БеЗдАрЬ#DARK




A man walks into a bar. He sits at the counter and puts a small dog without legs next to him on the counter. He orders a bottle of vodka and drinks it. The bartender asks: — What's the dog's name? The man (emotionally, wiping a tear): — What difference does it make, damn it, call it... don't call it... — it won't come anyway.